A Joke from Szonyi

Moishe is driving in Jerusalem.

He's late for a meeting, he's looking for a parking place, and can't find one.

In desperation, he turns towards heaven and says,

"G-d, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I'll eat only kosher, respect Shabbos, and all the holidays."

Miraculously, a place opens up just in front of him.

He turns his face up to heaven and says,

"Never mind, I just found one."