Jewish Haikus From Sara Kober

My Cousin, Sara Kober (my father's oldest brother, Archie's daughter), sent along some Jewish Haikus. Here are my favorites

Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
to the seventh grade.

The sparkling blue sea
reminds me to wait an hour
after my sandwich.

Sorry I'm not home to take your call.
At the tone
please state your bad news.

Today, mild shvitzing.
Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz.
Five-day forecast: feh

Hard to tell under the lights.
White Yarmulke
or male-pattern baldness.

And, note to Greenberg boyz:

Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?